I blink and this little one is running and halfway down the driveway. I blink and he is standing on top of the kitchen table drinking a bottle of water. I blink and every item of Tupperware is out of the cabinet and on the kitchen floor. I blink and he is using my makeup brush to sweep the bathroom floor. I blink and find him crawling on the office desk, trying to lick the computer screen. I blink and he asks me to borrow a hundred bucks and the keys to my car…..just kidding, but I’m scared if I blink much more that might happen.